So I’m laying down in bed in my hotel room. The lights are off, but the TV is still playing in the background. I’m getting ready to go to sleep.
I hear a loud knock at my hotel door. At least I think it’s my door. I mute the TV and wait, and then another loud knock.
“What?” I ask. “It’s the woman from the next room to you. Does your telephone work?” And some other unintelligible stuff. What goes through my mind:
a. Get dressed, grab my gun, go to the door. Woman is with one or two other people who want to rush the room. I have to shoot people.
b. Get dressed, grab my gun, go to the door. Woman is alone and serious, but she freaks out and calls the police about some crazy “cracker” who “pulled a gun on her.” Then I get a visit from the local police and have to explain myself. Especially after having a few glasses of wine (in my hotel room).
c. Ignore her and tell her to go to the front desk.
Yeah, option C works just fine.
