Accidental Shooting at Gun Show

[linux203]

Wait, I thought our firearms were the phallic symbols. Oh well, guess I better sell them all and buy another computer.

[gryphon]

Well well, this turned into a contest of who has the oldest dick.

I have the attention span of a...oh, squirrel!

[part deux]

Tandy. 8088. Boot from two 51/4s

I built my own TRS80 clone... actually soldered the chips on the board

There was a local guy that wrote an OS for the TRS80.  I decompiled the OS (written is basic IRC), and discovered several ladies names and phone numbers

[linux203]

I have the attention span of a...oh, squirrel!

NSFW:

How many kids with ADHD does it take to screw in a light bulb?  Let's go RIDE BIKES!!!!

[Jeff]

that video....... WHAT did I just watch?

Don't you hate it when you read a forum post and just go WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

[Pond Scum]

Okay, I didn't want to have to do this...

IBM System/360 mainframe using Hollerith cards (that's punch cards to you neophytes), Fortran IV, 1974.  Using a live terminal was a privilege.  ARPAnet was relatively new. The internet was years off.

Lol.   Nice try there puppy!  1972, IBM 1130, Fortran IV, real "core" memory, and of course the punch cards.  No such thing as a live terminal anywhere around.  It really paid to be friends with the girl that worked in the computer room after school ...... you could be sure to get your program run before you went home.  It was always a b***h to get to school in the morning and find some stinking syntax error and have to punch another card and wait another day for it to run again.  Thanks to those dang punch cards I learned to type about 25 words/minute WITHOUT mistakes!   Slow with no mistakes beat fast with errors any day of the week!   

Well well, this turned into a contest of who has the oldest dick.

Lol!  I win .... I guess!   

[linux203]

that video....... WHAT did I just watch?

SQUIRREL!!!