Author Topic: Satire Warning: Man Always Carries Gun In Case He Needs To Escalate Situation  (Read 4697 times)

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Offline linux203

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http://www.theonion.com/articles/man-always-carries-gun-in-case-he-needs-to-escalat,38374/
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“I never leave home without my Glock, because you just don’t know when someone might mouth off to you in a bar and leave you with no choice but to turn a minor altercation into a tense life-or-death scenario,”

Maybe not real news... but funny.
When a strong man, fully armed, guards his own palace, his goods are in peace. Luke 11:21

Then He said to them, “But now, he who has a money bag, let him take it, and likewise a knapsack; and he who has no sword, let him sell his garment and buy one."  Luke 22:36

Offline Jeff

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That's why I carry shark repellent and a chainsaw, because you never quite know when a shark will come crashing out of a tornado at ya.