Disorderly is one of the favorites for 'contempt of cop' arrests (when they don't want to go whole hog and charge you with felony assault of an officer for attacking their batons with the back of your head).
One time I got a collect call from a jail in a nearby city, a certain relative, sounding drunk, wanted me to bail him out.
Being a cheap SOB, I hung up the phone and called the jail. I learned that the bail was xxx, they couldn't discuss the charges with me until he was arraigned, I couldn't have him for ten hours because they were required to dry him out first, and he'd be arraigned by video in about 10-12 hours, so I might as well wait until after arraignment when the bail would likely go down.
The next morning I phoned in again, was told that the charges were Disorderly Conduct (maybe Contempt of Cop but in his case it might have been an honest charge) and Failure to Appear the first time around on the DC charge. And, because the judge was not amused, the bail went up from the night before.
So, you Failed To Appear and you want ME to post your bail so I can lose it when you FTA again?
I'll call your boss and tell him where to find you, if he really needs you at work he can bail you out. (the guy's boss picked him up by noon, at least he had a way to get the bail money back by withholding from his paychecks)