Additional credit to jgillmanjr
You can't have a pistol here, you can't have a pistol there.
You must have it in a box, you must keep it under locks.
I do not like them Sam I Am, we should ban them where we can.
You can't have one in a car, you can't have one in a bar.
You can't suppress that evil sound, you can't even add that extra round.
If you have one in a mall, it's the police I will call.
We must ban guns far and wide, we must cleanse the countryside.
For guns are evil and cause fear, so we must ban them out of here.
Please don't get that gun you see, won't you think of children please?
Gun are evil and they kill, we shall stop them with a bill.
Put a sign on your door, then you have to fear no more.
work in progress
