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Offline gryphon

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« on: August 16, 2013, 08:14:08 PM »
This is the story of the blonde flying in a two seater airplane with just the pilot. He has a heart attack and dies. She is frantic and calls out a Mayday.

"Mayday! Mayday! Help me! Help me! My pilot had a heart attack and is dead. And I don't know how to fly. Help me! Please help me!"

She hears a voice over the radio saying: "This is Air Traffic Control and I have you loud and clear. I will talk you through this and get you back on the ground. I've had a lot of experience with this kind of problem. 'Now, just take a deep breath. Everything will be fine! Now give me your height and position."

She says, "I'm 5'4" and I support Obama."

"O.K."... says the voice on the radio...." Repeat after me:

“Our Father. . Who art in Heaven. . . .."

Offline cherper

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Re: Mayday!
« Reply #1 on: August 16, 2013, 11:36:25 PM »
 ;D way too funny!